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Fastest Thing on Earth?
What`s the fastest thing on earth?Light? Nah. Sound? Not quite. Light? Almost. Answer: Prayer... Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day
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True Friends
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tank I am Tarzan and you are Monkey!!!
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Care 4 U
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again. If no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world
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Best Friends
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, and I call them my best friends
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All in 1
Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun. you are everything i luv, all rolled into 1
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Sardar Boy
A sardar boy beaten on the ass by his teacher goes home looks at his back in the mirror and says saale ne maar maar ke do tukde kar diya
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Wash Basin
Hotel me khana khake SARDAR hath k badle basin dhone laga. Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho. SARDAR bola: Dikhta nahi likha hai WASH BASIN
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12:35
A lady asks a Sardarji "what time is it?" Sardar says: "bra-panties" Lady hits sardar & says "I asked time" Sardar says "bara payntis (12:35)......!!!
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Dard
Dil hai to pyar hai,
pyar hai to ishq hai,
ishq hai to mohabbat hai
mohabbat hai to dard hai,
dard hai to
'ZANDU BAM' hai...!!
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Umar Ki...
Umar ki Raah mein
Insaan badal jata hai,
Waqt ki Aandhi mein
Tufaan Badal jata hai,
Sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu,
Lekin baad me iraada badal jata hai..
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Attraction
I like seeing u,I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.
But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"
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Friendships Is...
Friendship is vast like"Universe" Deep like"Ocean" High Like "Sky" Strong Like "Iron" Kind Like "Mother"
Cute like "me" AND Sweet like "u"
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An Idiot
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
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Smile
Always be happy,
Always wear a SMILE,
NOt because life is full of WORRIES,
But there are friends to make you smil,
Because even a single smile goes a long long way
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Children
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Then...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Marraige
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry
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A Moment With U
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u
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Sweet
Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1
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Precious
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
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Improtant!
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
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When Im...
When im walking in front of uI'm protecting u.When im beside u im there4 uwhen im behind u Im watching over u.When im alone Im thinking of u.
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6 Or 8
A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"
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Faith
The greatest of all miracles is the power of simple faith
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